Thursday, September 24, 2009

blackrose_weirdo

Random Freaky Things You Should Know About The Blogger

1.Thinks that all inanimate objects have feelings, especially electrical appliances. Why else do you think they broke down?
2. Will not talk to strangers, but will be more than happy to greet all cats/dogs/birds/iguanas on the street
3. Never spends more than RM50 on a single item when shopping, unless if it's meant to be priced above RM50 (e.g. baju raya)
4. Will not text/ym/skype/fb anybody on her friends list first unless if it's really important, or unless if she's crushing on that person
5. Has a laptop named Kikirara Shoten, or Kiki, which she regarded as her own younger sister
6. Talks to herself when going out alone, commenting on the price of things, the hideous design of the clothes on sale, complaining why people stare at her, etc...
7.Is willing to survey all shops on the shopping complex before making her final decision on which thing to buy
8. Despite that fact, she's still a compulsive buyer
9. Finds geeks/nerds as interesting. Hence Sheikh Mohamad Faisal whatever.
10. Is fascinated with the way people who make hideous clothes think
11. Is fascinated with the way people who make embarrassingly awkward TV commercials (Balang Kuih Are Wanted Rose/Minyak Kelapa Dara Bio-Asli/ Minyak Angin TYT/Coco Pie) think
12. Is quarter-deaf. Has difficulty in understanding spoken words
13. In spite of that, she could listen to indirect conversations/gossips without any problem
14. Has black-and-white syndrome. A person with this condition views that only black and white items stand out from the rest
15. Started composing songs at the age of 10. Started performing her own songs at the age of 12, during her primary school's Majlis Penyampaian Hadiah something
16. Finds herself attracted towards emo guys/girls and cutters
17. Hates guys who approach girls by making catcalls/ using lines such as "Hai awak, sorang je ke?", "Awak, awak ni cute la", "Hai awak, boleh saye teman?", "Hai, sape name?Leh mintak no tepon?" etc
18. Because of that, she wishes for all guys to have nineteenth century manners/ immense gallantry
19. Wears a sour and unfriendly face when going out alone to avoid said catcalls
20. Injuries, including cutting injuries, actually give her goosebumps
21. Loves pale lips looks, achieved by putting a small amount of foundation on the lips
22. Never missed voting on DJmag's Top 100 DJs Poll since 2004
23. Never missed voting for Paul van Dyk on the said poll since 2004
24. Loved Backstreet Boys at the age of 8, and Linkin Park at the age of 10
25. Has a collection of Baskin-Robbins spoons and Secret Recipe receipts
26. Has a total of 26 fangirling obsessions
27. Will not like the most popular character in a movie/book/manga. Example Robert Pattinson/Edward Cullen
28.Secretly believes that Raphael Adams exists
29. Is very interested in traditional Malay music/arts
30. Puts a sachet of rose fragrance under her pillows. Try it - it makes your hair smells real good
31. Loves to comment/criticize while watching Malay movies/teledrama
32. Finds sadomasochism highly interesting >:P
33. Despite loving psychedelic trance to death, most of her composed songs are ambient/house music
34. Judges guys by their names. Loves guys with angelic names (Raphael, Raziel, Mikhail, Gabriel, Ariel, Nathaniel)
35. Is a part of the minority most of the time, except when it comes to buying shoes every 3 months
36. Comes up with new theories every week (known as Fatimah's Theory)
37. Strongly believes in modern medicine (hence pharmacy) but finds it bothersome to take medicine
38. Changes her trademark regularly. At one time it's Sekian Harap Maklum, and now it's alrighty


feel free to add anything that I've missed here